Godzilla Movie Rant

Yeah back from the dead again nice to see you all, lets rant about my favorite kaiju ever ... GODZILLA.

"Insert Train Pun"

Now being a resident of UK i can only find 4 movies in my local DVD/Blu ray retailer. Godzilla (1954) King Kong Vs Godzilla, GODZILLA (Zilla, because he is not worthy of the god status) and Godzilla (2014) ... which is a pretty good movie ... considering Zilla was a piece of shit, don't get me started on that movie it took me many years to forget this movie. Right so, movie problem. UK is region 2 ... Godzilla is region 1 because for some unknown they aren't released here, THE OTHERS HAVE BEEN, 1 and 3 but nothing else, WHY why why why do this, whats the point. They release a ps4 game with all the monsters and bios and everything ... but why, we don't have the movies over here, why release it at all. I KNOW IT ALL because i am a Geekzilla i know all the info. All i want is a nice box set with all the movies to be released here in the UK and not for me to import them all and buy a bastard multi regional dvd player ... what the fuck

... pretty good game tbh

My first intro was probably the GameCube game "Godzilla Destroy all monsters melee" i had no fucking clue what these monsters were , Im pretty sure i knew who Godzilla was prior, King Ghidorah or Destoroyah (FYI Most bad-ass kaiju ever) Then obviously numerous comics and more games introduced me to more kaiju. The love of the kaiju will never fade. Yet i still haven't watched all the movies, especially the Heisei series (1989 - 1995) its the best. My love for kaiju doesn't stop at just Godzilla, i am also a fan of Gamera but again ... region locked. I mean why does there need to be a thing such as region lock, if i want to watch a movie that isn't released in my home country (English speaking country bye the bye) i have to buy them and a multi regional DVD player ... which honestly is there any point ... yes? This is more a rant on region locking ... Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut the main cause of which was Godzilla so its more that, thats it really ... still pissed off wont change it .... life, Here's some awesome GIFS 

Fuck you .... annnnnnnnnd fuck you too

That is literally just a Godzilla action figure

They have to be CGI them eyes

He isn't actually dancing but whatever 

CIAO

UPDATE

I have since bought them all region 4, fuck the system

No Woman's Sky

So much potential, the whole idea makes me rather upset, it was fun for 10 hours then its just repetitive city ... no one wants that. 

Oh man .. where do i start with this one? I want to like it but after playing it for a few weeks i have found the problem ... there is nothing to do, Let me explain, There is a lot to see and it is very pretty but ... not a lot to do, You spend the first hour and a bit looking for a way to get off the planet (Mine was constantly trying to kill me, random my ass) Second you do leave the planet and explore the adjacent systems you start to realize one thing ... everything is the same.

WHERE ARE THE GOD DAMN BRONTOSAURUS's ... i honestly feel cheated, like I've just been raped in an alley after a night out then the mugger stole 44 quid from me ... 

The animals (Or aliens as i call them because lets face it they are fucking alien to me) all look the same you've seen one you've seen them all, OH LOOK this one looks exactly like the first one i saw but it has a weird tentacle for a head the planets 9 times out of 10 are either toxic, hot or just baron, I KNOW earth was a rare freak of nature but just to find the dinosaurs man they are on the box they have to be SOMEWHERE. They lied to us man, i feel cheated and yet i don't, very conflicting i enjoyed the time spent on it feeling like Captain Jean Luc-Picard because James T Kirk can SUCK IT

But it looks so pretty :'(

Exploring countless worlds of new and interesting environments and animals but they are mostly the same and it gets boring seeing the same shit over and over again. I'm now more excited for the new Pokemon game out in November ... you'll never let me down Pokemon you will always be there for me. I think what it is lacking is any sort of depth, You cant customize your spaceship even though they look like they were made for that shit, looking simplistic in nature and whatever, Screw that i wanna make the Milano from GOTGI wanna run into a planet full of Kaiju or at least dinosaurs ... i found one dinosaur and it scared me shitless, a T rex version of the flat-woods alien ... aliens freak me out as is but that thing ... no thanks

It looks so pretty ... why did it suck so hard 

For those who have played they will understand for those who haven't ... i honestly don't know what to say if it interests you get it, if not don't bother, for those Xbox players among you play 'Subnautica' coz that shit is awesome and tbh its probably a damn sight better than this, No mans sky is a perfect title ... because there is no one in it .... i bet I'm the first person to make that joke ever, I would give it a 5/10 not brilliant like Yooka Laylee (That shit is gonna be so good) and not as bad as ... Rocket Power Beach Bandits ( Yeah i played that shit when i was a kid) Up to you what you spend your hard earnt monies on :D