Wednesday 22 February 2017

No Woman's Sky

So much potential, the whole idea makes me rather upset, it was fun for 10 hours then its just repetitive city ... no one wants that. 

Oh man .. where do i start with this one? I want to like it but after playing it for a few weeks i have found the problem ... there is nothing to do, Let me explain, There is a lot to see and it is very pretty but ... not a lot to do, You spend the first hour and a bit looking for a way to get off the planet (Mine was constantly trying to kill me, random my ass) Second you do leave the planet and explore the adjacent systems you start to realize one thing ... everything is the same.

WHERE ARE THE GOD DAMN BRONTOSAURUS's ... i honestly feel cheated, like I've just been raped in an alley after a night out then the mugger stole 44 quid from me ... 

The animals (Or aliens as i call them because lets face it they are fucking alien to me) all look the same you've seen one you've seen them all, OH LOOK this one looks exactly like the first one i saw but it has a weird tentacle for a head the planets 9 times out of 10 are either toxic, hot or just baron, I KNOW earth was a rare freak of nature but just to find the dinosaurs man they are on the box they have to be SOMEWHERE. They lied to us man, i feel cheated and yet i don't, very conflicting i enjoyed the time spent on it feeling like Captain Jean Luc-Picard because James T Kirk can SUCK IT

But it looks so pretty :'(

Exploring countless worlds of new and interesting environments and animals but they are mostly the same and it gets boring seeing the same shit over and over again. I'm now more excited for the new Pokemon game out in November ... you'll never let me down Pokemon you will always be there for me. I think what it is lacking is any sort of depth, You cant customize your spaceship even though they look like they were made for that shit, looking simplistic in nature and whatever, Screw that i wanna make the Milano from GOTGI wanna run into a planet full of Kaiju or at least dinosaurs ... i found one dinosaur and it scared me shitless, a T rex version of the flat-woods alien ... aliens freak me out as is but that thing ... no thanks

It looks so pretty ... why did it suck so hard 

For those who have played they will understand for those who haven't ... i honestly don't know what to say if it interests you get it, if not don't bother, for those Xbox players among you play 'Subnautica' coz that shit is awesome and tbh its probably a damn sight better than this, No mans sky is a perfect title ... because there is no one in it .... i bet I'm the first person to make that joke ever, I would give it a 5/10 not brilliant like Yooka Laylee (That shit is gonna be so good) and not as bad as ... Rocket Power Beach Bandits ( Yeah i played that shit when i was a kid) Up to you what you spend your hard earnt monies on :D