The copy I have has this is as its cover ... it sucks, JIRACHI has as much of a clue as we do
Some scientists ... or acheologists ... ALREADY I'M CONFUSED, start searching in a weird canyon place and that is one thing i forgot to mention about these movies, they have some KICK-ASS intros, showing you some sweet legendary action and in this instance we see Brendan, The main character from ruby and sapphire square off against an aroma lady in a stadium, this battle is so cool why not make the movie about them? that would be awesome. We get our main heroes ASS. Who is still training to be a Pokemon master (Give it up already) BROCK, the pervert, MAY who tbh, it may seem weird but for the longest time I had a crush on (Yeah she is 10 I know) and MAX Jesus Christ on a stick, i hate this whinny son of a bitch, is he meant to be 5, THIS Should be the 10yr old i could just fill the review with how much i hate this little shit stain .... ugh. ASS and the co. are there to witness the millennium comet and to take part in the festival, Team magma wanted to resurrect GROUDON or find GROUDON or some shit and film him in his little lava lair .... if they know where he is why don't they just catch him there, they obviously put a camera there so they know where the f*** he is yet they cant catch him, In the game they have the master-ball the best poke-ball in the game and yet they cant find him .... I call TAUROS SHIT on that one.
Oh dude Brendan, with a badass AGGRON and SHIFTRY, WHY wasn't he the star?
Our villain for this picture is the GREAT BUTLER, more like the great butt, his voice is pretty annoying, like a flamboyant James ... more so, maybe they had the same voice actors who knows, they all attend his magic show and MAX that little excuse for animation can hear JIRACHI calling to him .... this genuinely freaked me out, it sounds so creepy like an imp or something its so unnerving to watch, BUT although I usually complain about ''legendary' Pokemon talking, this doesn't bother me, WHY? Its a psychic type .... but then why cant other psychic types talk? how can LUCARIO talk he isn't a psychic type or KELDEO, KYYREM ... Whatever I give up, He runs down onto the stage and he and ASS are confused for great magicians, they get put in a box so a DUSCLOPS (Another creepy Pokemon, but it is a ghost ill let it slide) can HYPER BEAM them .... oooooooh I cant wait, guess what, they survive yay, the go outside and see this comet they were banging on about and butlers true intentions are shown, he used to be a scientist working for team magma, but because his magical Resurrection device didn't work they all laughed at him, but he found JIRACHI, couldn't he just make a wish for GROUDON to appear instead of trying to harness its power, they say it can only teleport things, well then teleport GROUDON to where they are HOOPA can do it why cant this mustard coloured turd bag.
Believe it not BUTLER is on the left, not the death ghost thing and playing its air piano
At this point I have to say, in order to review this movie I had to re-watch it, with the others I knew they were bad, but with wish maker I dunno if I have just forgot it coz it was bad or coz it was that good yo. They keep hammering this best friend/brother bullshit in the movie, all i want to see in Pokemon movies is legendaries threatening the world or just being legendaries, Battles and next gen Pokemon is that too much to ask? butler decides f*** the officer jenny's I'm making my own GROUDON with JIRACHI'S special get the energy from the comet power (he had to harness an energy source that appears once every 1000 years .... how terribly specific), an ABSOL appears to take JIRACHI back to where it lives and the gang find out that butler has gone f****** insane, they show there journey across the world of Pokemon yet we don't see ANY f******* Pokemon in this world of Pokemon. also ASS says he misses his friend ... apparently its misty I thought it was BUTTERFREE tbh, They spout some exposition and OMG POKEMON, LOOK ALTARIA and TROPIUS .... sounds so weird, some of the cries are so manly, Sorry got caught up in the movie, Max is a whinny lil bitch oooooh I hate him, MAY sings her lullaby that would make JIGGLYPUFF jealous, didn't I mention it before? yeah she sings in this. I'm just praying that the comet crashes into the planet by the end of this movie.
So badass, I've underestimated you ABSOL
What did I say before this movie isn't bad? No its not but its not good either, OH DUDE A FLYGON .... sorry, when Pokemon appear especially some of my fave's i get all pokemonostalgia ... sorry, The climax is upon us, and tbh I actually like this climax its cool and gets needlessly dark and I love it, this is what i expect from a Pokemon movie. This is where butler goes ... MAD, as specified by his girlfriend i guess, I'm really sick of this showman ship bull, there's a 3d JIRACHI because reasons. BECAUSE this film is mostly void of jokes team rocket making a joke is actually kind of funny, So JIRACHI uses the power of the comet to make a fake GROUDON. ASS and MAX get on the back of FLYGON and have a pretty cool fight against a SALAMENCE that sounds like a dinosaur, not complaining 2 dragons VS each other, but its sadly ruined by the whimsical music, the real game is on as the fake ground starts destroying everything OOOOOOOOOH BOY this is awesome, GROUDON is like a Kaiju, its starts to attack the other Pokemon ... I'm actually in awe, this is why I love this movie, damn this move throws some shit at us, butlers love interest gets eaten and butler goes all super saiyan.
UGH SO COOL, it looks so pissed and awesome at the same time
So butlers a good guy now, hey if you loose your supposed wife its bound to turn you from evil to good, Diane that's her name she says it more than the Pokemon do,So in order to save the day they have to reverse the polarity or some shit, that's how you save the day kids, Technojargan, also the fake GROUDON sounds like an elephant? I get in later versions they sound more like Kaiju but and elephant ... that's dumb. The fake GROUDON melts into ... goo i guess and JIRACHI goes all Jesus on us hurtling the abomination into the night sky ... killing everyone with it, sucks to be them .... Oh ofc they don't die, that would be tragically hilarious. JIRACHI wishes for MAX to sing that dull lullaby when may first sang it, OMG BROCK singing I miss BROCK. So with that JIRACHI turns back into a monolith sized jewel and disappears ... until Pokemon channel where you can get a bazillion of them. EXPLAIN THAT ONE MOVIE
The power of HELIX compels you heathen
So as a whole yeah, i still stand at 5/10 it was dumb but the animation was cool and that Kick-ass fake GROUDON, ugh its so cool, this is probably the best out of the shit movies, there's a lot at stake towards the end and the animation is nice, but its ruined by that little ass-hat MAX unfortunately the other movies have him in it and no he doesn't get better.
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