Gold Titanium Alloy Man and Friend

Another Phase 1 movie, Iron Man 2, Now I know they made some dumb ass choices in this BUT, it did introduce some bad-ass things to the MCU, War machine for one (does tony upgrade his suit and Rhodes at the same time?) the sweet suitcase suit thing and THE BIRD, he wanted it back

Honestly got no comment for this, it is still pretty awesome

So whats the story? Part of me knows whats the point in saying this part, y'all know it anyway. Iron man has gone public, everyone an there mum's knows who he is, but is that a good idea? we see that one fellow, played by Mickey Rourke is not happy with the Starks, His father ... Rourke senior I guess (Anton Vanko I Had to google it, there is a first time for everything), helped him build the arc reactor so long ago and his Son, Ivan mourns him by drinking vodka, Russian standard of-course. Then setting to work creating his own suit the 'Crimson Dynamo' ... or he creates electric bondage attire ... isn't he the crimson dynamo? i couldn't sworn he was ... so why is he? OH WHO CARES, The film makers don't read comics anyway so why bother. Tony is at a governmental meeting where the mean nasty government tries to take Tony's iron man suits away because they are 'Weapons' ... no they aren't weapons, they could be used as weapons but they aren't weapons directly. He decided to reopen then stark expo that his father, Howard did years ago in Captain america ... oh wait, we haven't got to that movie yet. He finds out that the arc reactor, the thing that is keeping him alive is also killing him, OH THE IRONY. He chooses not to tell anymore, yeah i could see why nobody else helping you is a bad idea, of-course i am being incredible sarcastic.

Anyone else find the top pic hilarious?

In an odd turn of events he makes Pepper, everyone's favorite character, the new CEO of Stark enterprises. He also hires his own Scarlet Johansson, to be his new pepper stand in named 'Salt' (You see what i did there) Our other villain for the movie is ... just another guy in a suit, didn't we have one of those before? Actually to be fair I love Justin Hammer, he's just everyone's bitch, He's like 'Hey i have lots of money, but I want even more, because that's the one note i have been given and by thunder i am going to use it' I think he hates Tony stark and to be fair, yeah i can relate he just comes off as an arrogant jerk in this movie ... but then he is Robert Downey Jr I think you'd come to expect that when hiring him to play in your movie. They all take a holiday to Monaco and Stark, being the dick he is, decides that instead of the F1 driver who has been trained to drive his F1 Mobile and has probably been waiting for this for a while seeing that F1 Races don't really happen that much is told to get lost because Tony Stark is driving, YEAH id be a little peeved too. Unfortunately for Tony, The crimson lash is there too (I might actually use that name), waiting to get the killing shot on Tony, To be honest this leads to one of the best scenes in the movie, Tony uses his briefcase that is actually an iron man suit in disguise ... which we never see again ... oh well, to fight this guy, First real fight of the movie. YEAH i like, what else you got? Tony is drunk because he cant cure himself? ... did you just leave the camera rolling, this is just RDJ being RDJ.

The design is cool i guess, but it should have just been Crimson Dynamo, instead of Crimson Lash

Rhodey, being the good friend that he is, steals one of his suits then fights him, another great battle with some sweet remix playing in the background, Rhodey or War Machine as the kids are killing him takes the suit and lets the bad guy, Justin Hammer add weapons to it ... what an idiot, Justin now working with Ivan ... yeah I know, Dick move. He is trying to create some 'Iron Man' suits to show at the Stark expo and he reckons with Ivans help he can. Because yanno working with a psychotic killer Russian isn't gonna get you in trouble in the slightest is it? Iron man doing his best impression of RDJ is confronted by Nick Fury ... again, I think he asked him to join the avengers in the first film maybe i dunno, he helps him with his arc reactor problem. Why doesn't he get it removed? he does in the third film, so why not now? Tony with Nick Furys help finds a new element to replace the palladium racing towards his heart. He creates the new element and names it Starkium ... nah he doesn't, He gets a call from everyone's favorite Russian he pin points him in Miami, Then he sends Black widow and Happy Hogan to investigate. He isn't there, Stark realizes hes at the expo with Justin dick cheese. War machines new suit has been com-premised by mother Russia's favorite son, They have a huge fight scene blow up all the 'Drones' that Ivan also com-premised and it just ends with Iron Man and War Machine fighting the Crimson Lash together, They blow him up (Second villain to be killed by Iron Man at this point, kudos) and we have the final scene with Nickle arse saying that they want Iron Man but not Tony Stark ... well then hire War Machine? True his armor is out of date but he has military background and he has a f*** ton of weapons, Same for Abomination, yeah he might be a huge scary ass monster, but again he is just as strong as the hulk, RETAINS his intellect and above all has military training ... screw the normal avengers these are the 'WARVENGERS', Captain America or Us Agent, War Machine, Thor, Abomination or Red Hulk ... yeah that'll do.

The bird, a main plot point ... look at that smug shit

So was the movie as bad as people say? I don't think so, I mean sure the 1st one is better, the less said about the 3rd one the better ... I really dislike that movie. My score for the movie would be 6/10 a solid above average, again it cements the MCU ... its getting bigger and bigger

Daddy's Home

New movie review guys, As mentioned I will be trying to see new movies at the cinema as they come out during 2016, this so happens to be the first one ... Well OK star wars was but that was still in 2015 way back last year. As always with new movies 'SPOILER ALERT'

I mean, it looked ok .... ish

Now this is going to be a fairly short review, After all its just another bland Will Farrell/Mark Whalberg comedy, not to say it didn't have any funny moments ... it did, just not enough I felt. When you go to see a comedy you expect to laugh .... a lot, so much that your lungs hurt like Monty python, good old fashioned British humour. So whats the horribly predictable story? 2 dads, ones a step dad the other is biological, the biological dad returns and a fight ensues. I could honestly end the review there. Yeah stuff happens but do you actually give a damn? you know how its going to turn out, you know they will end up being friends. They try teaching the kids life lessonS in there own way. I will say this tho, The kids are hilarious they Despise the step dad at first ... i want kids like that, evil little F*** nuggets of pure joy, The movie obviously stars Will Ferrell, Mark Whalberg and above all my favorite character ever The Sandman ... (Thomas Haden Church) Everything is going well until the Bio Dad (Mark Whalberg) turns up out of the blue to see his kids, the dads have kinda an alpha male thing going on with Whalberg being the ''Cool'' dad and Ferrell being that ''Dorky' dad, yanno the kind the one that gives you carrots for lunch or doesn't let you watch T.v or play video games.

OBEY HIS DOG, yeah i know its from Zoolander

Whatever, The bio dad, tries to assert himself back as the A.Male, he tries to win the kids affection by buying them a Dog ... actually I know its cruel, but I loved this scene, This scruffy blind ass dog whose supposed age is 15 we find out later that he is 5, oh and his name is Tumour ... again i did find this funny, from there on wards its honestly just a massive dick battle, I got the kids this, I did that. This formula has been done before ... granted I don't know specific occasions but it has been done, I'M SURE OF IT. Ferrell tells Whalberg (They have names but its just easier this way) that he is building his son a Tree house ... in the Trees, Whalberg reacts by finishing it and making him a sweet radical half pipe in his back yard, TUBULAR. Farrell after driving Whalberg's bike into a wall WITHOUT DAMAGING IT (Smell the delicious Bull shit) decides to help him out a bit more and hi-jinks follows, He fires a good honest hard working African american because he and Whalberg think they can fix it better, he is then called a racism (Look it up, its in the movie) and he tries to fix it himself, until the next day when Whalberg is friends with the handyman, who is named Griff ... i kinda liked this character, lets him move in with them without asking Ferrell, he gets miffed but never actually kicks him out, its his house who cares if he is homeless or African american, boot him oot. I will say this though, halfway through the movie they try and teach the son ... honestly can't for the life of me remember his name, is getting bullied by 4th graders (That means absolutely nothing to me, I'm English after all) Ferrell says violence is not the key, but maybe a Impromptu dance off would suffice, well what do you know, the little kid kicks the crap out of the 4th graders and they are girls, OH THE HORROR, so the father of the Girl, punches Whalberg and instead of Fighting back, they have a Dance off ... bro.

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills, It applies to almost everything 

I'm sorry but this film just bored me I'm trying to find any good parts, there other project together 'The Other Guys' was a lot better I felt, I laughed more at it, maybe I've just grown up beyond comedy they say that if you have a lot of people laughing together that helps but MAN, The cinema I went to was empty ... and it was a huge screen. Id rather talk about that than the movie because let me tell you, it was more engaging than movie. To be honest I'm going to leave it there, I didn't enjoy it, I did laugh at parts but that's not enough to keep my interest, The end shows the bio dad moving into a castle down the road (Its america anything can happen) marrying a single mum with one kid, then her bio dad turns up and treats Whalberg like he treated Ferrell ... you know what because im nice I will leave a list of much better Will Ferrell movies for you to view, if you haven't already ... WAIT who am I kidding ofcourse you have

Megamind, Land of the Lost, Anchorman ... both of them, Zoolander, Blades of glory, The Campaign (One of his best) Step Brothers, Lego Movie and of course ELF. Don't get me wrong, I frigging love the guy, he Is hilarious but sometimes ... he just isn't funny enough, sorry Will

Thanks Guys, sorry for the short review, to be honest I almost fell asleep in the cinema, that's when you know its bad ... 4/10 For effort, some funny scenes but not enough for a review

The Indesputable Chunk

The Second film in the Phase 1 timeline. This is one of my favorite marvel movies by far, not just because its the Hulk, not because it trumps that shitty Ang Lee version ... makes me shudder thinking about it, because its actually cemented in the MCU and its the mother trucking HULK.

Whats the story? Scientist makes experiment using dangerous substance, in this case 'GAMMA' radiation, turns him into a monster, Think of Jekyll and Hyde but in a marvel comic ... oh, wait they did do that already ... hmm. It opens on the Bruce banner, now being played by Ed Norton, the only thing Eric Bana had going for him was the last name closely resembling that of Bruce Banner, But i cant talk about that movie ... for one its not part of phase 1. This movie cleverly glosses over the origin story in the 'Title credits' details everything from his creation to General Ross's hatred towards him. I Feel that the majority of characters were pretty well matched up to their comic counter parts, except for Liv Tyler ... to me she always seem spaced out or high on ... something i dunno just an odd performance, ever since i watched Super with her, Dwight from the office (He probably has an actual name but that's all i know him as) and of-course the legendary villain of every god damn movie ever KEVIN MUDDA F***** BACON. She played a junkie in that, maybe they were set in the same or super is in the MCU who knows, to me they gave the same performance. The film opens up to Bruce living in Brazil trying to cure his 'PROBLEM' with an unknown alias know as Mr.Blue, he exchanges information and tells him what might cure his hulk problem. but alas it doesn't work, if it did we wouldn't have had a movie.

This is raw power, The awesomeness, The Grenliness ... think that a word.

Mr.Blue says he needs more Data from Mr.Green (Yeah i know, great names) Bruce says he cant and leaves it there, the next day at the factory he works at he slips up, cuts himself and some of his blood makes it into a bottle of fruit juice, enter the Stan lee cameo, THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW, its a marvel movie. Ross and shield find out the location of Bruce and send a task-force in to retrieve him, among these is Emil Blonksy a British gent who is the best at what he does ... wolverine? A guy who takes it all a bit to seriously, a real British person then. They chase Bruce banner to his factory and he turns into the hulk, almost killing the task force. Blonksy, not happy with how the whole thing went, questions General Ross about what the film flammeny fart cakes they just went up against. Ross explains what the hulk is and how Blonsky can have a little slice of that if he allows, obviously he agrees and he is injected ... in the spine no less with a super soldier serum ... i don't think its really explained that much. they load him up ready for the next attack on the HULK, Meanwhile on the run Bruce finds himself heading towards his old town where, Betty Ross a past squeeze of Bruce's resides. He meets up with her, but not having a spider-man esque kiss in the rain first. What is it with superheroes kissing in the rain, its not romantic, its wet, cold and annoying. At least in shower its warmer.

Ooh, hes gonna get it, you can tell ... any minute now

They get that all important and Bruce swallows it, He realizes that Ross's men are on to him and send everything in, Tanks, Helicopters you name it, its attacking the Hulk. Blonsky, Drugged up to the eyeballs on SSS. HULK as predicted goes berserk, destroying anything and everything, Blonsky challenges hulk to a duel ... aaaaaaaaaaaaand gets his ass kicked, its the F****** hulk for f**** sake the only ones who can stand up to him are - Red Hulk, Abomination (I know Blonsky is Abomination) A-Bomb, Sentry and probably his son Skaar. All you movie goers probably only know one of these hero/villains are, Don't worry i will enclose pictures below of who everyone is, i forget all you Cinephiles only know the MCU and not the comic-verse like i am well versed in, Blonsky is recovering in General Ross's tender care and he is ready to get back out there to fight HULK, they end up in New York searching for Mr.Blue who turns out to be Samuel Sterns a biologist at a university in New York 'cough' and also The Leader 'cough' actually no, i wont cough at this. They needed to bring him in more instead he is just brushed to one side, when is he coming back? F*** knows we probably aren't getting another solo Hulk movie as much as i wanted Planet Hulk ... it would make so much sense, Civil war is immanent Hulk is too STRONK for the other heroes to fight. He is 'Cured' supposedly by Sterns, captured by Ross then Blonsky decides to get juiced.

Not all the ones i mentioned but Abomination, Ross aka Red Hulk, Red King, Zaxzz and Leader

Mixing Blonskys blood with the hulks is never a good idea, Thus Abomination is born, wrecking havoc across all of New York, Ross wants Bruce to become the jolly green giant and kick Abominations ass, This aspect of the film i love, you've got a government asset out of control then they look all shady like 'Duuuuuuh were sorry, we didn't think he'd go bat shit insane and try kill everyone' yeah, nice going Ross i'm sure shield wont .... heeeeyyyy wait a minute, where is shield during all of this? you are really telling me that Nick fury would take a blind eye to all of this (Pun intended) Whatever, hulk jumps out of a helicopter without a parachute and splats on the floor ...... nah i;m kidding he turns into the hulk and proceeds to F*** some shit up, Easily the best part of the film, the climax. 2 Suped up mega stars ready to kick some ass on the big screen in glorious CGI. The fight goes on for a good 10 or so minutes, hulk makes some metal boxing gloves out of a car (Something you could do in the Incredible Hulk Ultimate Destruction game) until finally hulk utters his most awesome line 'Hulk SMASH' and almost kills Abomination. Then it hit me, This is the first super villain who wasn't murdered by the hero, Suck on that Iron Man, the so called 'Monster' did not kill his adversary. It ends on the hulk making his escape and Betty wondering where she went wrong ... well dating the huge jolly ... you get the idea.

The concepts for abomination look so bad-ass, Like blockbuster from young justice ...

The one part i enjoyed about this film is the raw power the hulk can put out, if i could have any marvel super hero's power id have Hulks ... just for a day. So how does it hold up? pretty well to be honest, i mean its just an average movie but it was a DAMN site better than the Ang Lee version and we can all be happy about that ... cant we?

I don't even care marvel, just make it happen ... please ... please :'(

Final thoughts on the actor change from Ed Norton to Mark Ruffalo .... you'll just have to wait till Avengers Assemble

My score for this movie, 7/10 same as iron man some issues need addressing

Gold Titanium Alloy Man

Before we start i do not loathe these titles, i am just addressing issues and things that really should have been changed, with that said ... MARVEL MONTH, What better way to start than with Iron Man

I have decided to run through all of the phase 1 marvel movies, so that is all the movies canon to the MCU but i may touch upon the spider-man movies as they are to me a perpetual goldmine of absolute shit, so obviously you are gonna start at the beginning, before there was even a MCU, Iron man. Now when i saw this movie at the cinema i thought ... damn, they can actually pull off a decent comic book adaptation maybe there is hope for them, round about 2008 this movie came out so i didn't really have the knowledge from comic books as i do now, BUT i was getting there. So whats the story? Tony stark a weapons manufacturer has just created the greatest weapon known the man ... The Jericho Missile, on transit back to ... somewhere, y'know i cant remember he is ambushed by terrorists, the 9 rings to be exact which i have to admit, is a nice lil nod to the Mandarin and his 9 ... alien ..... rings, man that is really dumb, i can see why they were turned into terrorists and not 9 intergalactic pieces of jewlery, its kinda easier to swallow. They send a video to the rest of the world saying that they have the all powerful tony stark and they force him to recreate the Jericho missile. Naturally he refuses and he is threatened into doing it. But before all of that, another scientist guy ... whose name eludes me, helps him stop the shards of metal racing towards his heart. Well i guess he already did that with the battery hardwired into his chest ... but it doesn't look as cool as the Mini arc reactor. Why did the terrorists let him do that though? all they seem to be interested in is that damn Jericho missile.

Pretty bad-ass scene, where he just blows up a tank and walks away, after all 'Cool guys don't look at explosions'

So Tony and Farnsworth, create a pretty bad-ass way to escape the clutches of the terrorist threat by creating a suit of Armour and ... somehow connect it to Tony's arc reactor letting him control it? This is pre Jarvis so anything could f****** happen at this point, he manages to escape but sadly, Farnsworth dies, its a sad ... Screw it, lets set alight to some terrorist scum, tony blows up ... pretty much everything as it happens and flies off, crash landing in the scorching desert, he is then located by his friend, James 'Rhodey' Rhodes .... now before we start anything, when they changed Terrance Howard for Don Cheadle it pissed me off so much. WHY? Because they look nothing alike, the only trait they have is they are both black. Now don't get me wrong if there's a dispute with the contract then there is a dispute and you cant really just kill off the character?(Save that shit for civil war ... i really don't think War Machine will die, you can say 'look he dies' in the trailer all you want i still wont believe it,  its Cap or nothing)  Don Cheadle not a bad choice by any means, just seemed a bit abrupt is all. So Tony makes it back to the 1st world, orders a good ol american cheese burger (Insert burger king joke here) and proceeds to announce to the world that he is no longer making weapons, Obadiah Stane, our obvious villain for this little romp is not pleased. Tony tells Stane that he is working on something big and invites him to talk about it around the big Arc reactor that is powering his factory, Stane thinks he has gone bat shit insane and requests he takes a leave of absence.

Did i mention Stane was ... JEFF BRIDGES

Tony, now working on his first ... second Iron Man Suit, which he then takes for a fly around Miami and Stane being the unholy dick cheese that he is, meets up with the terrorists which we find out they had been working together all this time, a big corporate executive working with terrorists? only in fiction, only in fiction. He kills them and steals the plans for the Death star ... oh 'cough', the schematics for the Iron Man suit, sorry still getting over the Star Wars reviews from last month, he then hastily assembles his own team to create a suit of his own the 'Iron Monger' now before i continue, this suit ... is frigging awesome, its like an early mock-up of the hulk buster, But when you think about it, Stane is just another dick in a suit wanting some civilian hardware and doing anything it takes to get it. Tony stops some terrorists because they stole his weapons or something, i think Stane sold it to them, that's how tony found out, he sent pepper in ... oh Christ i forgot about pepper, i actually loathe this character, to me she brings F*** all to the story. There's nothing wrong with Gweneth Paltrow i just think she was a bland character. UNLESS they give her the 'Rescue' armor then i'd be happy, guess we got that in Iron Man 3 ... but the less i talk about that crap the better, ANYWAY. In order for Stane to operate his Mega Mech he needs an arc reactor that's smaller than the one at Stark Industries ... unless he has a crap ton of extension cables. He meets up with Tony and literally steals his heart. Cold blooded ... or hard wired.

Ok, she may look a little sexier but ... she is still bland AND She needs her 'Rescue' suit for Iron Man 4 ... if they are still making it

Tony having removed his original arc heart and replacing with a new one, begrudgingly puts the old one back in so he can LIVE, its pretty much the same as apple giving you a update then revoking that update because you'd have a virus, tedious but you really don't care, They have a pretty good brawl in the city and the sky, Stane shows off that sweet suit of his, they reach the 'Limit' where stuff starts to freeze over, tony mugs for the camera and they fall back down to earth. They land on top of stark industries where the fight continues until pepper ... the useless character who still has no use but they give her something useful to do anyway, does something useful and blows up the reactor making it overload and kill Obadiah Stane ... does that make Tony a murderer, i mean granted Stane was a dick and he did try and have Tony killed but not flat out murdered, how would that be settled in the courts? F*** It, he gets cleaned up and announces to the world that he is ... 'Iron Man' which is probably the dumbest thing any super hero could do, Though to be honest, he isnt really a super hero. Like Batman i feel he is more of a vigilante, you need to have super powers in order to be a super hero people. SO did i like the movie? yes ofcourse its IRN MERN what isnt to like, does it have flaws? yeah ofcourse but so does pretty much every other movie out there, there is no perfect movie except back to the future ... that is awesome, Just wait till Iron man 2, thats when ill get really F****** Annoyed, Stay tuned 'The Incredible Hulk' is next

i still laugh at this ...

My score for this movie, 7/10 its a good movie, Just parts of it didn't make sense

Star-Wars Prequelitis

I'm just going to start by saying , NO ONE likes the star wars prequels, so much so that my local branch of Tesco have sold out of the sequel movies and still have countless copies of the prequels ...

I also realise that i have done one other review that isn't star wars but i feel i must get this out of my system. SO, why do they suck? Having just recently re-watched them all (Thank you force awakens) I can totally justify why i was scared of episode 7 sucking a big one. I'm not going to address every issue with the prequels because there are too many and people already know them but i will say this, If Jar Jar binks wasn't saved then there wouldn't be a galactic empire but then we wouldn't have witnessed the sequels which again, they aren't perfect but they are certainly a f*** ton better than the prequels. Looking back on them i really do feel its just the story and the general feel of it all you have to remember it had been a while since the supposed last star-wars was made. As a kid it confused me to no end, why make episodes 4,5,6 and not 1,2,3 ... i mean we see why now but hey. I still remember when 'The Phantom Menace' was released. i also had a favourite character ... needless to say i have revoked his favourite status and replaced him with a Droid, i am still ashamed and i cant actually bring myself to utter his name, i was young and reckless, maybe it was the wooden acting funnily enough though not from the British actors they seem to do the job right (Apart from nick fury as a Jedi ... come on it makes sense, he survives the fall looses his good eye and moves to earth, ITS PERFECT) you know the ones i mean, Ewan Mcgregor, Christopher Lee and Palpatine (Dont know his earthican name) they all did amazing its just the american actors ... though i will never deny Natalie Portmans hotnicity :3

Easily the best part of this movie and even that sucks, its good for about 2 minutes ...

What else sucks? well as previously mentioned id say the over use of CGI, this is a 1999 film after all, CGI was in every film you could imagine to which it got to a point where directors thought 'f*** the story the CGI will lure the punters in' that's why we got such masterpieces as Godzilla, Independence Day and Lost in space. Heinous movies with even worse CGI. Maybe it was a industry standard of the time or maybe it was just lazy writing either way it sucked and therefore the movies to follow would suck. SO phantom menace is it as terrible as people really say it is, is it a god damn abomination and should be destroyed with fire? my opinion ... no, that goes to attack of the clones, whether it is nostalgia or just my juvenile brain fueling this but i'm going to say no, its terrible and downright boring/confusing at times but nothing compared to attack of the clones, there's just .... nothing to it i mean at least something happened in phantom menace granted it wasn't great but it was better than this snore-fest delivered to us on a CGI platter. The one saving grace of attack of the clones i feel is of-course the wonderful Christopher lee as 'Count Dooku' (wait is his Sith name Darth Dooku? ... that's hilarious) he seems to be the only actually giving a crap about the film, at least we traded Jake Lloyd for Hayden Christensen .... granted its not much of an upgrade but anything is better than Lloyd.

Look at his smile, how could you say no to him, hes a Vampire, Wizard, Sith ... what a fantastic actor

So phantom menace and attack of the clones really sucked but surprisingly i actually really liked revenge of the sith, again its not a masterpeice (come to think of it none of them really are) but at least it was better than the other two. Darth dooku unfortunatley dies... rather abruptly i might add, Anakin begins to turn more emo in this, trying to save padme's life. Which lets face it we arent at all arsed what happens between these two characters their romance is as wooden as a unvarnished table. We are all just lying in wait for the 'New Hope' more hammy acting and really really horribly bad dialogue from main characters BUT if i had to choose between the 3 this one would win, to me it feels more like an actual starwars movie not some hard to understand politcal drama in space, revenge of the sith did something we had all been waiting for, actual f****** star wars, finally space battles, lightsabres, thats not to say that the others lacked light sabre battles, we had Qui-gon jin and Obi wan square off against Darth Maul (Which made me think, if Darth means 'In' as in Darth Vader/ Invader and Darth Sidious/ Insidious then that does that make Darth Maul? Inmaul?) Darth Dooku vs Yoda. But revenge of the sith there were so many Sabre battles my inner child cant get enough, Anakin vs Darth Dooku, Obi Wan vs General Grevious and of-course the cream of the crop, Yoda vs Palpatine, ugh its beautiful its like the Sistine chapel for geeks. It by no means saves the movie but it makes it stand out a bit more than the others. I could honestly just go on and on about the prequels, its weird growing up with the shitty movies and discovering that there better movies out there. With star wars though its the expanded universe i love the most, the video games, the comics, the novels ... which arent canon now ... thanks George, least that means the star wars holiday special isn't canon now ... like it ever was anyway

He still looks stupid, whats with the eyes? i know hes a Sith but hes still human ... or Tatooinian

OH MAN i almost forgot the shittiest bit of acting from one of the child actors in Revenge of the Sith, granted they are children but MAN was that line delivered poorly, I'm not going to say which one because lets face it, you probably already know ...

No more star wars now ... i promise, UNLESS all the planets align and for some odd reason i decide to do the sequels ...

Episode 2 is hilarious, you could probably get everything you needed from the poster and not bother with the movie.

Over-all score, 6/10 ... Im being generous here guys, if it wasn't for ep3 then all hope is lost ;)