Pok'emon Red (Virtual Console)

OMG when this was announced last year I almost creamed my pants, I get to play a game I already own ... ON MY 3DS. THEN to top it all off when SUN and MOON come out (Getting SUN coz my brother wants MOON ... ass-hole) I Can transfer my team over to it, F*** KNOWS how they will sort the base stat issue or other GEN 1 stuff like that, S'pose they'll do it how they did on Pokemon Stadium 2 when they just gave Pokemon genders, I named my VENUSAUR BRUTEROOT (Thanks first movie) and when I put it on stadium 2 it was a girl ... quick name change to IVY and we are good as gold. Playing this did make me think though, what of you may ask? well all those fantastic GEN 1 glitches of-course

When I was a kid I always thought the Pokemon you press start on is your starter ... yeah I was dumb

YOU know the ones I'm talking about, Missingno., Catching safari zone Pokemon outside of the safari zone, 99 of the 6th item in your bag, Cloning (Ill advised) and of-course, the one glitch that if I had known how to do when I first had the game, catching MEW holy helix on a stick, this is awesome. Not only can you get the rarest Pokemon in the game because lets face it, unless you lived in Japan you ain't getting this son of a bitch, From what hear as well you get multiple opportunities to catch it as well ... WHY OH WHY, did everyone say it was under the ARCEUS forsaken truck that you couldn't get to anyway unless someone traded you a Pokemon with cut and you saved it till later, why would game-freak do that anyway, I get that his is meant to be rare but under a truck? this gives new meaning to stupid. What I didn't know when I was a kid was the Pokegods, you heard right Pokegods. Now if you remember this good for you, me? I had no f****** clue. I didn't have the internet when I was a kid, heck I didn't get it till I was like 13 or something. Some little kid probably laughing his ass off right now as a grown adult basically crashed the internet, Imagine if you will a time before mega evolution ... scary I know, Now imagine that somehow if you find a mist stone you can evolve your starters into SAPUSAUR, CHARCOLT and my personal favourite RAINER .... that's good naming. Oh and MARILL isn't called MARILL he's called PIKABLU .... that makes sense, they look NOTHING alike besides the jagged tail.

To be honest looking at the original designs for the for-mentioned Pokegods, its seems game-freak were paying some attention because they look kinda the same, Google them I couldn't find any images sorry

So are all these glitches available in the new game? YES THEY ARE, I couldn't be happier. I suppose it would take too long to reprogram the game but man I'm glad they are in it, to me this is GEN 1, Glitching the crap out of your game, I will say this though, do not attempt to clone your Pokemon I suffered for this, guess treading in MR FUJI'S footsteps is ill advised, it will destroy your save file, all my NUZLOCKE Pokemon, gone like a whisper then I started again like a ground-hog day or something. I Suppose its to stop you having a whole team of MEWTWO's but come on, I caught it with an ultra-ball .... I've never done that before on GEN 1, Same with the legendary birds (Though I caught ZAPDOS with master ball because I was still doing the nuzlocke and it was a quick catch) The problems I do have with it is that the original games were SLOOOOOOWWWWWWWW without the bike anyway, I wish they put like a DODRIO tower feature in or something like that. They took the time to edit JYNX's yellow sprite ... yes it is hilarious to look at but aside from that, I still thoroughly enjoy it and would play it again ... like I am now, definitely buying yellow soon

Holy ARCEUS look at that thing, its so bright my eyes are hurting, there is nothing racist about JYNX especially not the original yellow sprite ... To be honest I always thought it was based of the Groke from the Moomins .... 'shudders' still scares me, Google that you have been warned though (Thanks to Serebii.net, go check out that site ... oh hell you probably already have)

I'd say a solid 9/10, some issues need fixing but its still a great game regardless and launched my undying love for the Pokemon franchise, Yes even Black/White 

Pokemon - Wish For A Better Movie, Movie

The 6th movie in the Pokemon franchise (If you don't count the made for TV movie MEWTWO Returns .... Oh yeah, he returns, I may review it in my 'T.v Specials Reviews' which I have not totally just made up ... PROVE THAT I HAVEN'T) ... JIRACHI WISH MAKER, tbh this one is on the cusp of crap and OK 5/10 already scored it, The animation and the story are pretty weird, it seems really vibrant but I kinda like it, it feels like the final Digimon tamers movie the animation is the same. And the story has GROUDON in it ... well kinda, what's the story?

The copy I have has this is as its cover ... it sucks, JIRACHI has as much of a clue as we do

Some scientists ... or acheologists ... ALREADY I'M CONFUSED, start searching in a weird canyon place and that is one thing i forgot to mention about these movies, they have some KICK-ASS intros, showing you some sweet legendary action and in this instance we see Brendan, The main character from ruby and sapphire square off against an aroma lady in a stadium, this battle is so cool why not make the movie about them? that would be awesome. We get our main heroes ASS. Who is still training to be a Pokemon master (Give it up already) BROCK, the pervert, MAY who tbh, it may seem weird but for the longest time I had a crush on (Yeah she is 10 I know) and MAX Jesus Christ on a stick, i hate this whinny son of a bitch, is he meant to be 5, THIS Should be the 10yr old i could just fill the review with how much i hate this little shit stain .... ugh. ASS and the co. are there to witness the millennium comet and to take part in the festival, Team magma wanted to resurrect GROUDON or find GROUDON or some shit and film him in his little lava lair .... if they know where he is why don't they just catch him there, they obviously put a camera there so they know where the f*** he is yet they cant catch him, In the game they have the master-ball the best poke-ball in the game and yet they cant find him .... I call TAUROS SHIT on that one.

Oh dude Brendan, with a badass AGGRON and SHIFTRY, WHY wasn't he the star?

Our villain for this picture is the GREAT BUTLER, more like the great butt, his voice is pretty annoying, like a flamboyant James ... more so, maybe they had the same voice actors who knows, they all attend his magic show and MAX that little excuse for animation can hear JIRACHI calling to him .... this genuinely freaked me out, it sounds so creepy like an imp or something its so unnerving to watch, BUT although I usually complain about ''legendary' Pokemon talking, this doesn't bother me, WHY? Its a psychic type .... but then why cant other psychic types talk? how can LUCARIO talk he isn't a psychic type or KELDEO, KYYREM ... Whatever I give up, He runs down onto the stage and he and ASS are confused for great magicians, they get put in a box so a DUSCLOPS (Another creepy Pokemon, but it is a ghost ill let it slide) can HYPER BEAM them .... oooooooh I cant wait, guess what, they survive yay, the go outside and see this comet they were banging on about and butlers true intentions are shown, he used to be a scientist working for team magma, but because his magical Resurrection device didn't work they all laughed at him, but he found JIRACHI, couldn't he just make a wish for GROUDON to appear instead of trying to harness its power, they say it can only teleport things, well then teleport GROUDON to where they are HOOPA can do it why cant this mustard coloured turd bag.

Believe it not BUTLER is on the left, not the death ghost thing and playing its air piano

At this point I have to say, in order to review this movie I had to re-watch it, with the others I knew they were bad, but with wish maker I dunno if I have just forgot it coz it was bad or coz it was that good yo. They keep hammering this best friend/brother bullshit in the movie, all i want to see in Pokemon movies is legendaries threatening the world or just being legendaries, Battles and next gen Pokemon is that too much to ask? butler decides f*** the officer jenny's I'm making my own GROUDON with JIRACHI'S special get the energy from the comet power (he had to harness an energy source that appears once every 1000 years .... how terribly specific), an ABSOL appears to take JIRACHI back to where it lives and the gang find out that butler has gone f****** insane, they show there journey across the world of Pokemon yet we don't see ANY f******* Pokemon in this world of Pokemon. also ASS says he misses his friend ... apparently its misty I thought it was BUTTERFREE tbh, They spout some exposition and OMG POKEMON, LOOK ALTARIA and TROPIUS .... sounds so weird, some of the cries are so manly, Sorry got caught up in the movie, Max is a whinny lil bitch oooooh I hate him, MAY sings her lullaby that would make JIGGLYPUFF jealous, didn't I mention it before? yeah she sings in this. I'm just praying that the comet crashes into the planet by the end of this movie.

So badass, I've underestimated you ABSOL

What did I say before this movie isn't bad? No its not but its not good either, OH DUDE A FLYGON .... sorry, when Pokemon appear especially some of my fave's i get all pokemonostalgia ... sorry, The climax is upon us, and tbh I actually like this climax its cool and gets needlessly dark and I love it, this is what i expect from a Pokemon movie. This is where butler goes ... MAD, as specified by his girlfriend i guess, I'm really sick of this showman ship bull, there's a 3d JIRACHI because reasons. BECAUSE this film is mostly void of jokes team rocket making a joke is actually kind of funny, So JIRACHI uses the power of the comet to make a fake GROUDON. ASS and MAX get on the back of FLYGON and have a pretty cool fight against a SALAMENCE that sounds like a dinosaur, not complaining 2 dragons VS each other, but its sadly ruined by the whimsical music, the real game is on as the fake ground starts destroying everything OOOOOOOOOH BOY this is awesome, GROUDON is like a Kaiju, its starts to attack the other Pokemon ... I'm actually in awe, this is why I love this movie, damn this move throws some shit at us, butlers love interest gets eaten and butler goes all super saiyan.

UGH SO COOL, it looks so pissed and awesome at the same time

So butlers a good guy now, hey if you loose your supposed wife its bound to turn you from evil to good, Diane that's her name she says it more than the Pokemon do,So in order to save the day they have to reverse the polarity or some shit, that's how you save the day kids, Technojargan, also the fake GROUDON sounds like an elephant? I get in later versions they sound more like Kaiju but and elephant ... that's dumb. The fake GROUDON melts into ... goo i guess and JIRACHI goes all Jesus on us hurtling the abomination into the night sky ... killing everyone with it, sucks to be them .... Oh ofc they don't die, that would be tragically hilarious. JIRACHI wishes for MAX to sing that dull lullaby when may first sang it, OMG BROCK singing I miss BROCK. So with that JIRACHI turns back into a monolith sized jewel and disappears ... until Pokemon channel where you can get a bazillion of them. EXPLAIN THAT ONE MOVIE

The power of HELIX compels you heathen

So as a whole yeah, i still stand at 5/10 it was dumb but the animation was cool and that Kick-ass fake GROUDON, ugh its so cool, this is probably the best out of the shit movies, there's a lot at stake towards the end and the animation is nice, but its ruined by that little ass-hat MAX unfortunately the other movies have him in it and no he doesn't get better.

WTF Youtube

This is not a movie review, Consider it a moan and groan,  I just felt the need to express my anger towards this problem. As we all know you can watch most if not all of your favourite stuff on YouTube from Movie and game reviews to re-dubs of your favourite shows and surprisingly most people make a living from making videos using ads on there videos, NOW I'm not gonna act like i love how easy these people got a job and yet i can't get one, possibly because I'm jealous that i cant do what they do, BUT to take down there channels because they infringe copyright laws WHEN they aren't (Parody/Satire and Critique are allowed), SO I hear you bellowing from the dark recess's of the internet, if we don't fight back YouTube will be extinct, Part of me fears the Sopa/Pipa/Poopa act is trying to come back into play. These of-course will turn the internet into a place of rules and regulations. THAT is not the internet, its a place of free speech, like me for example I rip apart movies on a semi weekly basis doesn't mean i don't respect the film makers ... well Ok maybe not on everything the Pokemon movies, though some of them bad I can still enjoy the animation ... MOST of the time (CGI is in excusable sometimes, 4ever I'm looking at you) But if you took away that then the internet will be a harrowed place. Now with Team4 Star being thrown out of the YouTube loop, though I never watched much of their videos I enjoyed the ones I did see. Just shows how fragile Youtube is, feels like some executive has YouTube by the balls, this needs to stop before YouTube disappears forever

Its days feels numbered ...

RANT OVER, its great being a Blogger try taking this down youtube

Pokemon - 5Ever The Movie

OMG This movie sucks the big one, it may be the worst Pokemon movie I have ever seen, out of 18 this is saying a lot. Now i know what you'll all be saying, BUT DAN this movie is for kids, well funnily enough people of the Internet I saw this movie ... when I was a kid, oh the horror. It sucked then and it sucks now.I will gladly rip into this half arsed attempt at a Pokemon movie. OH MAN this movie though, its just UGH, right after the epicness of Pokemon the Movie 3 and the amazingness of 2000. IT ANNOYS ME SO MUCH ... So what's the story I hear you wailing louder than a Wailmer. let me begrudgingly tell you.

Even the poster for it looks boring, that tagline though 'Best Friends, Better Heroes' ... Ugh

Celebi a time travelling ... alien onion, I guess. Is being chased through this massive unarmed forest, which to me i always thought it was the Ilex forest, hey its where you saw the shrine, it makes sense. A hunter armed with a bad ass Scyther and Houndoom is after Celebi, for money. He runs into a young man named Sam .. or Sammy, or f***** professor oak before his professor licence, he time travels to ... THE FUTURE, Roll intro, to be fair his battle against some guys Croconaw is probably one of the best parts of the movie, but that's a stretch. The intro song comes on and ... that's what I forgot to mention last time, although the movie sucks the intro song always gives me chills in a good way, the jazzier upbeat remixes of the originals, I love that but I digress. Ass ... ash, that's his name now, Almost misses the boat they were getting out of this movie. he makes it .... yay and eye spies a crappy CGI SUICUNE, one of the legendary trio of Johto, WHICH he saw on one of the first episodes of the johto series, when he had a cool team, (Chikorita,Bulbasaur, Totodile, Cyndiquil, Heracross and Pikachu) Yanno that always annoyed me, someone told me that the movies aren't canon .... but why not? surely if they take part in the same universe then it should be canon regardless, Whenever he saw a legendary in the show he was like ' Whose that Pokemon?' ... well Ass that's a lugia, you rode one in the second movie, remember?

See Croconaw is a bad-ass, one of the ONLY highlights throughout this atrocity to Pokemon

He is taken to this weird ewok pre fortree city when SAM from before arrives IN THE FUTURE, We discover that a hunter, albeit a pretty badass one who works for team rocket turns up threatening the hunter from before on the location of Serebii, He shows off his bad ass dark ball and catches the tyranitar ... a rather pussified looking Tyranitar (When I always saw this Pokemon it just reminded me of Godzilla or something) he catches it and it becomes Eeeeeeeeeeeevil or dark whatever I never understood it tbh BUT HEY, give them credit for actually making a bad guy capture Pokemon instead of lazily throwing a net over it. He is given the location of Celebi and heads over in his ... weird spider mech ... Id question it but ive seen weirder things that jessie james and meowth have made so whatever. Meanwhile Ass and friends meet up with Sammy and find CERUBII, They try and befriend it and all that crappy stuff that when you watch a Pokemon movie you don't want to see, its that dumb interaction with a cute legendary WHICH in all fairness it cant talk besides say BEEEE over and over, I mean it is psychic I would accept it to talk. which later in the series of movies ANY god damn legendary can talk (Kudos for not making Palkia, Dialga or Giratina talk, Arceus i can understand, he is god after all)

Ok maybe this is another cool scene, SO BADASS :C

The Team Rocket hunter now being called the Iron Masked Marauder ... yeah its a dumb name I know, decides F*** this lovey dovey shit, that there Celebi is mine, they fight him and its kinda cool to see an early poke ball from Sammy, Charmeleon and Bayleef square off against a Scizor and Sneasel and To be fair, its a pretty decent battle, HEY with a movie being void of ANY DECENT BATTLES, its nice to see some action every now and then. Iron masked dick sauce catches Celebi in a DARK ball and proceeds to show off its power, OH GAWD, the cgi in this in horrific, I know they had it in the previous movies like 2000 with that dudes airship and Molly's weird flower power castle in 3 but they just worked OK, This however is just .... ugh horrible, the problem I felt was it felt like a really long episode, not a movie and the CG Suicune was just horrific, He forces Celebi to make a weird nest thing and claims Celebi is the strongest Pokemon in the world, OH I believe Mewtwo would be pissed at that line, its like someone saying that they are the strongest there is, you are just asking for a ass whupping, Ass and co try to stop Celebi from engulfing the planet with its CG ness, Suicune turns up, in all his blandness, come on guys the Legend of Raikou special was better than this ... more I think about it any special without Ass in is better, Watch Pokemon Origins its the most amazing thing I have seen out of the pokemonverse ... besides those cool animated trailers for Black/White 2.

I take it back, I kinda like this guy, Though, how does he see? He looks like a Lucha Dore

Anyway, using CGICUNES help they free Celebi from the clutches of villainy and the nasty nest thing falls apart, WTF is it actually meant to be, someone told me it was meant to be a Celebi ... i just don't see it, because the CGI is so bad I always mistook it for a shredded wheat or something ... IT LOOKS AWFUL, why is it in my movie, Celebi dries up like a prune because the plot demanded it and all these Celebis come through time to heal it, not before Suicune has to purify the lake .... obviously it fails tremendously because ... Suicune sucks, I dunno. Celebi is resurrected and Sam returns to his bland sepia toned period of time. Ass calls up the professor telling him what happened ... why didn't he just say it was him, WHAT a terrible way to shoe horn him in, oh yeah he did f*** all to the story. OH and the hunter guy from team rocket gets butt raped by Pokemon in the forest, he had it all and a plan and dark balls and he still screwed up, id say join another team but ... they all suck, especially team flare, so miss leading

WHAT EVEN IS THAT THING, besides being part of a complete breakfast

My score for this atrocious waste of time 2/10, why 2? because some of the battles are cool and the concept is cool, but its executed poorly and quite frankly I will not be watching it ever again ... not even out of curiosity, as for the short, I don't think I could even sit through that ... thanks movie, thanks a lot.

also 14% on rotten tomatoes you guys are too soft, Oh Arceus why did I watch this 

Pokemon - Mixed Messages The Movie

OK before i start i want to state that the THOR review is coming, Marvel month, kinda disappeared and i will be doing a Deadpool review, i kinda don't want to though because to me, it was what I wanted to see, Deadpool being Deadpool. RIGHT POKEMON, SO I'll run this along side marvel reviews .... screw the month thing its not gonna happen XD

The poster, was WAAAAAY too busy

So a lot of you probably don't know, I'm a 90's kid, so all these 'Monster catching animes' came out during 90's and start of the 2000's. what are 'Monster catching animes'? well - Pokemon, Digimon, Monster Rancher, Card Captors, Dinosaur King etc, To be fair only 2 of those I followed religiously ... try and guess them. So as you could imagine when they announced a Pokemon movie, my brain exploded. WOW a Pokemon movie with new Pokemon i cant wait for it, so i got my popcorn and drink and free cards (Oh yes back when they ACTUALLY gave you promo cards at movies) saying that i think we were late to it or something, I missed the reveal of Snubull and Marill, two of my faves, but its cool they said there names enough so I got the jist of it. From what i can remember i enjoyed the movie ... but i was a dumb little kid at the time i would have enjoyed Pokemon if it was mentioned on the weather or some shit. Looking back at it now ... the first movie sucks, its not as god awful as some of the others and believe me some are shite but the first movie was just ... sucky, it was OK its their first one and at least they rectified it for the 2nd and 3rd movies.

Besides Pokemon i have to admit, Digimon is the best, didn't like the others

Anyway, the story, which i think is actually pretty cool is the origin of MEWTWO, from what i hear we got a butchered version from the Japanese version, The west getting a butchered version of an anime? UNHEARD OF. It starts of with scientists apparently working for Team Rocket, basically the terrorists of the Pokemon world .... until Teams Magma/Aqua ... getting ahead of myself here. They discover a  MEW fossil, the rarest and most illusive of all the Pokemon, 151 can learn every god damn move .... and looks like a foetus ... ew, I'm not gonna lie i didn't notice this as a kid (Dumb little 10yr old remember) They ... though its not explained very well attempt to clone mew, and as a result make MEWTWO on feb 6th ... how do i know the exact date? well it was in the game so it has to be true. MEWTWO throws a shit fit, burns the scientists to bite sized chicken nuggets and blows up the island, Giovanni the dick cheese controlling Team Rocket ... doesn't exactly capture it just 'befriends' it, that annoyed me in the show, team rocket always had a plan to catch Pokemon in nets or whatever, granted they were after PIKACHU all the time ... why, ugh whatever. And they never threw a F***** Pokeball at these things, isn't that how it works you want a Pokemon you battle it you catch it. Same with the legendaries, i want it lets use a big net ... WTF.

That armour though, so cool :D

Giovanni uses MEWTWO in his ... ground type ... gym, BUT he wipes the floor with Gary, ha that's funny. MEWTWO a philosophical douche always questions 'WHY AM I HERE, WHAT IS MY PURPOSE' he's a clone, i get it but COME ON, stop hammering it in I get it, move on. He escapes Giovanni and ditches his rad armour, he returns to the island he blew up and vows revenge on humanity, MEWTWO STRIKES BACK. We open on everyones favourite Pokemon master, ASH KETCHUM, he sucks, i wish they went all bad-ass on it and chose red instead of this cum-stain, ugh anyway i have a main gripe with the intro battle, some douchcicle turns up called Raymond, i always called him pirate guy, He has a new pokemon DONPHAN, A ground type, ash, being the idiot that he is never bothers to check his dex ... but that's not the gripe, he uses his PIKACHU on a GOLEM which is immune to electrical attacks ... yet it faints, WTF, how is that even possible, this isn't the Brocks ONIX bullshit where the sprinklers weakened his ONIX no no, this is just pure bullshit ... or if we are being faithful to the material, TAUROS SHIT. Ofc he beats him, he can beat any trainer but as soon as he comes up against the pokemon league he looses ... what. He gets an invitation from an obvious nurse joy in disguise that tells him to come to 'New island' and take part in the ULTIMATE BATTLE OF THE POKEMONS' ... or something along those lines, The DRAGONITE that sent the message takes it back, Team rocket stop him from returning thus making a paradox in the movie .... I'm more concerned how strong fricking Jessie is, she stopped DRAGONITE with a frying pan, this thing can fly at speeds in the mach area of speeds. DAAAAAAAAAAMMMMNN Woman.

Its confirmed that Jessie is a fairy type pokemon, 5 generations early

They arrive at a port of some kind but realise that the ferry that was going to take them to said island is cancelled due to bad weather, thanks MEWTWO, So some trainers decided F*** IT we are using our Pokemon to get there, but one thing bothered me as a kid, a trainer with a FEAROW is seen flying off but never seen again, i like to think he thought 'Screw this, I'm off to catch myself a legendary bird' After a brief and somewhat ... racist? encounter with team rocket the krew, finds themselves at new island, well done guys you all get a gold star. They are instructed to release all there Pokemon to show this new trainer and ... this bugged me too, Ash the main protagonist only sends out his BULBASAUR and SQUIRTLE, When we all know he still has CHARIZARD (Who to be fair, was only a bad-ass because he was a dick) and PIDGEOTTO. The fact that everyone else, lets face it here have much better Pokemon, Corey, the dude with the VENUSAUR may be my fave team every, albeit the 2 needless ground type Pokemon, BUT STILL COOL and His obvious PIDGEOT nicknamed PIDGEOTTO (its the only way i can make sense of that scene) Fergus with his all water type team .... apart from NIDOQUEEN ... maybe it knows surf i dunno and Neesha. who has a pretty cool team too, They all meet MEWTWO for the first time and they are amazed that its a Pokemon and not a trainer.

CLONES ARE BAD ... so is fighting ... apparently 

They all battle MEWTWO's clone Pokemon, VENUSAUR, CHARIZARD, BLASTOISE, and not gonna lie, the coolest Pokemon in the movie, the designs are F****** Amaze. They battle the non clones, and ofcourse they loose, Obviously they have been glitched thanks MISSINGNO. (most famous glitch in history come on guys) Then MEWTWO clones the other Pokemon, disables any special moves and basically just makes them kick the crap out of themselves. MEW the Pokemon from the beginning appears to fight MEWTWO and from there its one crappy pop song and ash dying and then MEWTWO wiping everyone's memory making everything we have just had rammed down our gullets a complete waste of time .... but who cares, this is where my mind lost it as a kid, my dad was asleep and Yeaaaaaaaaaahhh i can see why, its not the strongest because .... nothing happens, MEWTWO Shows up throws a shit-fit then goes, ooh fighting is bad? I'm not gonna make the point because everyone has already but whatever, a series based on fighting little monsters against each other telling us that fighting is wrong ... whut? that makes no sense and still doesn't. UGH thank god for Pokemon 2000 and Pokemon The Movie 3

UGH STILL THE COOLEST POKEMON EVER, screw you god Pokemon I'm sticking with MEWTWO

OMG I Totally forgot about this scene, tbh i just laughed my ass off at how stupid it was

I suppose I should do a quick review on PIKACHU's vacation the short that aired before this movie ... it sucked, Saying that the new additions were cool SNUBBULL and MARILL (Not PIKABLU) are cute as shit and are still my faves to this day, but it suuuuuuuuuuuuuucks, CHARIZARD is a dick, he gets his head stuck they all work together to help him instead of fighting THE END 

The short sucked, the new Pokemon did not, how could you say no to that face :3

So out of 10? 4/10 a solid 4 probably because of the nostalgia but it sucks pure and simple, mixed messages and a dumb story, though MEWTWO is still a bad-ass and them damn Gen 2 Pokemon, Now try and guess the next movie I hate.

At least I found a perfect representation of how watching the movie felt like

Gold Titanium Alloy Man and Friend

Another Phase 1 movie, Iron Man 2, Now I know they made some dumb ass choices in this BUT, it did introduce some bad-ass things to the MCU, War machine for one (does tony upgrade his suit and Rhodes at the same time?) the sweet suitcase suit thing and THE BIRD, he wanted it back

Honestly got no comment for this, it is still pretty awesome

So whats the story? Part of me knows whats the point in saying this part, y'all know it anyway. Iron man has gone public, everyone an there mum's knows who he is, but is that a good idea? we see that one fellow, played by Mickey Rourke is not happy with the Starks, His father ... Rourke senior I guess (Anton Vanko I Had to google it, there is a first time for everything), helped him build the arc reactor so long ago and his Son, Ivan mourns him by drinking vodka, Russian standard of-course. Then setting to work creating his own suit the 'Crimson Dynamo' ... or he creates electric bondage attire ... isn't he the crimson dynamo? i couldn't sworn he was ... so why is he? OH WHO CARES, The film makers don't read comics anyway so why bother. Tony is at a governmental meeting where the mean nasty government tries to take Tony's iron man suits away because they are 'Weapons' ... no they aren't weapons, they could be used as weapons but they aren't weapons directly. He decided to reopen then stark expo that his father, Howard did years ago in Captain america ... oh wait, we haven't got to that movie yet. He finds out that the arc reactor, the thing that is keeping him alive is also killing him, OH THE IRONY. He chooses not to tell anymore, yeah i could see why nobody else helping you is a bad idea, of-course i am being incredible sarcastic.

Anyone else find the top pic hilarious?

In an odd turn of events he makes Pepper, everyone's favorite character, the new CEO of Stark enterprises. He also hires his own Scarlet Johansson, to be his new pepper stand in named 'Salt' (You see what i did there) Our other villain for the movie is ... just another guy in a suit, didn't we have one of those before? Actually to be fair I love Justin Hammer, he's just everyone's bitch, He's like 'Hey i have lots of money, but I want even more, because that's the one note i have been given and by thunder i am going to use it' I think he hates Tony stark and to be fair, yeah i can relate he just comes off as an arrogant jerk in this movie ... but then he is Robert Downey Jr I think you'd come to expect that when hiring him to play in your movie. They all take a holiday to Monaco and Stark, being the dick he is, decides that instead of the F1 driver who has been trained to drive his F1 Mobile and has probably been waiting for this for a while seeing that F1 Races don't really happen that much is told to get lost because Tony Stark is driving, YEAH id be a little peeved too. Unfortunately for Tony, The crimson lash is there too (I might actually use that name), waiting to get the killing shot on Tony, To be honest this leads to one of the best scenes in the movie, Tony uses his briefcase that is actually an iron man suit in disguise ... which we never see again ... oh well, to fight this guy, First real fight of the movie. YEAH i like, what else you got? Tony is drunk because he cant cure himself? ... did you just leave the camera rolling, this is just RDJ being RDJ.

The design is cool i guess, but it should have just been Crimson Dynamo, instead of Crimson Lash

Rhodey, being the good friend that he is, steals one of his suits then fights him, another great battle with some sweet remix playing in the background, Rhodey or War Machine as the kids are killing him takes the suit and lets the bad guy, Justin Hammer add weapons to it ... what an idiot, Justin now working with Ivan ... yeah I know, Dick move. He is trying to create some 'Iron Man' suits to show at the Stark expo and he reckons with Ivans help he can. Because yanno working with a psychotic killer Russian isn't gonna get you in trouble in the slightest is it? Iron man doing his best impression of RDJ is confronted by Nick Fury ... again, I think he asked him to join the avengers in the first film maybe i dunno, he helps him with his arc reactor problem. Why doesn't he get it removed? he does in the third film, so why not now? Tony with Nick Furys help finds a new element to replace the palladium racing towards his heart. He creates the new element and names it Starkium ... nah he doesn't, He gets a call from everyone's favorite Russian he pin points him in Miami, Then he sends Black widow and Happy Hogan to investigate. He isn't there, Stark realizes hes at the expo with Justin dick cheese. War machines new suit has been com-premised by mother Russia's favorite son, They have a huge fight scene blow up all the 'Drones' that Ivan also com-premised and it just ends with Iron Man and War Machine fighting the Crimson Lash together, They blow him up (Second villain to be killed by Iron Man at this point, kudos) and we have the final scene with Nickle arse saying that they want Iron Man but not Tony Stark ... well then hire War Machine? True his armor is out of date but he has military background and he has a f*** ton of weapons, Same for Abomination, yeah he might be a huge scary ass monster, but again he is just as strong as the hulk, RETAINS his intellect and above all has military training ... screw the normal avengers these are the 'WARVENGERS', Captain America or Us Agent, War Machine, Thor, Abomination or Red Hulk ... yeah that'll do.

The bird, a main plot point ... look at that smug shit

So was the movie as bad as people say? I don't think so, I mean sure the 1st one is better, the less said about the 3rd one the better ... I really dislike that movie. My score for the movie would be 6/10 a solid above average, again it cements the MCU ... its getting bigger and bigger

Daddy's Home

New movie review guys, As mentioned I will be trying to see new movies at the cinema as they come out during 2016, this so happens to be the first one ... Well OK star wars was but that was still in 2015 way back last year. As always with new movies 'SPOILER ALERT'

I mean, it looked ok .... ish

Now this is going to be a fairly short review, After all its just another bland Will Farrell/Mark Whalberg comedy, not to say it didn't have any funny moments ... it did, just not enough I felt. When you go to see a comedy you expect to laugh .... a lot, so much that your lungs hurt like Monty python, good old fashioned British humour. So whats the horribly predictable story? 2 dads, ones a step dad the other is biological, the biological dad returns and a fight ensues. I could honestly end the review there. Yeah stuff happens but do you actually give a damn? you know how its going to turn out, you know they will end up being friends. They try teaching the kids life lessonS in there own way. I will say this tho, The kids are hilarious they Despise the step dad at first ... i want kids like that, evil little F*** nuggets of pure joy, The movie obviously stars Will Ferrell, Mark Whalberg and above all my favorite character ever The Sandman ... (Thomas Haden Church) Everything is going well until the Bio Dad (Mark Whalberg) turns up out of the blue to see his kids, the dads have kinda an alpha male thing going on with Whalberg being the ''Cool'' dad and Ferrell being that ''Dorky' dad, yanno the kind the one that gives you carrots for lunch or doesn't let you watch T.v or play video games.

OBEY HIS DOG, yeah i know its from Zoolander

Whatever, The bio dad, tries to assert himself back as the A.Male, he tries to win the kids affection by buying them a Dog ... actually I know its cruel, but I loved this scene, This scruffy blind ass dog whose supposed age is 15 we find out later that he is 5, oh and his name is Tumour ... again i did find this funny, from there on wards its honestly just a massive dick battle, I got the kids this, I did that. This formula has been done before ... granted I don't know specific occasions but it has been done, I'M SURE OF IT. Ferrell tells Whalberg (They have names but its just easier this way) that he is building his son a Tree house ... in the Trees, Whalberg reacts by finishing it and making him a sweet radical half pipe in his back yard, TUBULAR. Farrell after driving Whalberg's bike into a wall WITHOUT DAMAGING IT (Smell the delicious Bull shit) decides to help him out a bit more and hi-jinks follows, He fires a good honest hard working African american because he and Whalberg think they can fix it better, he is then called a racism (Look it up, its in the movie) and he tries to fix it himself, until the next day when Whalberg is friends with the handyman, who is named Griff ... i kinda liked this character, lets him move in with them without asking Ferrell, he gets miffed but never actually kicks him out, its his house who cares if he is homeless or African american, boot him oot. I will say this though, halfway through the movie they try and teach the son ... honestly can't for the life of me remember his name, is getting bullied by 4th graders (That means absolutely nothing to me, I'm English after all) Ferrell says violence is not the key, but maybe a Impromptu dance off would suffice, well what do you know, the little kid kicks the crap out of the 4th graders and they are girls, OH THE HORROR, so the father of the Girl, punches Whalberg and instead of Fighting back, they have a Dance off ... bro.

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills, It applies to almost everything 

I'm sorry but this film just bored me I'm trying to find any good parts, there other project together 'The Other Guys' was a lot better I felt, I laughed more at it, maybe I've just grown up beyond comedy they say that if you have a lot of people laughing together that helps but MAN, The cinema I went to was empty ... and it was a huge screen. Id rather talk about that than the movie because let me tell you, it was more engaging than movie. To be honest I'm going to leave it there, I didn't enjoy it, I did laugh at parts but that's not enough to keep my interest, The end shows the bio dad moving into a castle down the road (Its america anything can happen) marrying a single mum with one kid, then her bio dad turns up and treats Whalberg like he treated Ferrell ... you know what because im nice I will leave a list of much better Will Ferrell movies for you to view, if you haven't already ... WAIT who am I kidding ofcourse you have

Megamind, Land of the Lost, Anchorman ... both of them, Zoolander, Blades of glory, The Campaign (One of his best) Step Brothers, Lego Movie and of course ELF. Don't get me wrong, I frigging love the guy, he Is hilarious but sometimes ... he just isn't funny enough, sorry Will

Thanks Guys, sorry for the short review, to be honest I almost fell asleep in the cinema, that's when you know its bad ... 4/10 For effort, some funny scenes but not enough for a review

The Indesputable Chunk

The Second film in the Phase 1 timeline. This is one of my favorite marvel movies by far, not just because its the Hulk, not because it trumps that shitty Ang Lee version ... makes me shudder thinking about it, because its actually cemented in the MCU and its the mother trucking HULK.

Whats the story? Scientist makes experiment using dangerous substance, in this case 'GAMMA' radiation, turns him into a monster, Think of Jekyll and Hyde but in a marvel comic ... oh, wait they did do that already ... hmm. It opens on the Bruce banner, now being played by Ed Norton, the only thing Eric Bana had going for him was the last name closely resembling that of Bruce Banner, But i cant talk about that movie ... for one its not part of phase 1. This movie cleverly glosses over the origin story in the 'Title credits' details everything from his creation to General Ross's hatred towards him. I Feel that the majority of characters were pretty well matched up to their comic counter parts, except for Liv Tyler ... to me she always seem spaced out or high on ... something i dunno just an odd performance, ever since i watched Super with her, Dwight from the office (He probably has an actual name but that's all i know him as) and of-course the legendary villain of every god damn movie ever KEVIN MUDDA F***** BACON. She played a junkie in that, maybe they were set in the same or super is in the MCU who knows, to me they gave the same performance. The film opens up to Bruce living in Brazil trying to cure his 'PROBLEM' with an unknown alias know as Mr.Blue, he exchanges information and tells him what might cure his hulk problem. but alas it doesn't work, if it did we wouldn't have had a movie.

This is raw power, The awesomeness, The Grenliness ... think that a word.

Mr.Blue says he needs more Data from Mr.Green (Yeah i know, great names) Bruce says he cant and leaves it there, the next day at the factory he works at he slips up, cuts himself and some of his blood makes it into a bottle of fruit juice, enter the Stan lee cameo, THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW, its a marvel movie. Ross and shield find out the location of Bruce and send a task-force in to retrieve him, among these is Emil Blonksy a British gent who is the best at what he does ... wolverine? A guy who takes it all a bit to seriously, a real British person then. They chase Bruce banner to his factory and he turns into the hulk, almost killing the task force. Blonksy, not happy with how the whole thing went, questions General Ross about what the film flammeny fart cakes they just went up against. Ross explains what the hulk is and how Blonsky can have a little slice of that if he allows, obviously he agrees and he is injected ... in the spine no less with a super soldier serum ... i don't think its really explained that much. they load him up ready for the next attack on the HULK, Meanwhile on the run Bruce finds himself heading towards his old town where, Betty Ross a past squeeze of Bruce's resides. He meets up with her, but not having a spider-man esque kiss in the rain first. What is it with superheroes kissing in the rain, its not romantic, its wet, cold and annoying. At least in shower its warmer.

Ooh, hes gonna get it, you can tell ... any minute now

They get that all important and Bruce swallows it, He realizes that Ross's men are on to him and send everything in, Tanks, Helicopters you name it, its attacking the Hulk. Blonsky, Drugged up to the eyeballs on SSS. HULK as predicted goes berserk, destroying anything and everything, Blonsky challenges hulk to a duel ... aaaaaaaaaaaaand gets his ass kicked, its the F****** hulk for f**** sake the only ones who can stand up to him are - Red Hulk, Abomination (I know Blonsky is Abomination) A-Bomb, Sentry and probably his son Skaar. All you movie goers probably only know one of these hero/villains are, Don't worry i will enclose pictures below of who everyone is, i forget all you Cinephiles only know the MCU and not the comic-verse like i am well versed in, Blonsky is recovering in General Ross's tender care and he is ready to get back out there to fight HULK, they end up in New York searching for Mr.Blue who turns out to be Samuel Sterns a biologist at a university in New York 'cough' and also The Leader 'cough' actually no, i wont cough at this. They needed to bring him in more instead he is just brushed to one side, when is he coming back? F*** knows we probably aren't getting another solo Hulk movie as much as i wanted Planet Hulk ... it would make so much sense, Civil war is immanent Hulk is too STRONK for the other heroes to fight. He is 'Cured' supposedly by Sterns, captured by Ross then Blonsky decides to get juiced.

Not all the ones i mentioned but Abomination, Ross aka Red Hulk, Red King, Zaxzz and Leader

Mixing Blonskys blood with the hulks is never a good idea, Thus Abomination is born, wrecking havoc across all of New York, Ross wants Bruce to become the jolly green giant and kick Abominations ass, This aspect of the film i love, you've got a government asset out of control then they look all shady like 'Duuuuuuh were sorry, we didn't think he'd go bat shit insane and try kill everyone' yeah, nice going Ross i'm sure shield wont .... heeeeyyyy wait a minute, where is shield during all of this? you are really telling me that Nick fury would take a blind eye to all of this (Pun intended) Whatever, hulk jumps out of a helicopter without a parachute and splats on the floor ...... nah i;m kidding he turns into the hulk and proceeds to F*** some shit up, Easily the best part of the film, the climax. 2 Suped up mega stars ready to kick some ass on the big screen in glorious CGI. The fight goes on for a good 10 or so minutes, hulk makes some metal boxing gloves out of a car (Something you could do in the Incredible Hulk Ultimate Destruction game) until finally hulk utters his most awesome line 'Hulk SMASH' and almost kills Abomination. Then it hit me, This is the first super villain who wasn't murdered by the hero, Suck on that Iron Man, the so called 'Monster' did not kill his adversary. It ends on the hulk making his escape and Betty wondering where she went wrong ... well dating the huge jolly ... you get the idea.

The concepts for abomination look so bad-ass, Like blockbuster from young justice ...

The one part i enjoyed about this film is the raw power the hulk can put out, if i could have any marvel super hero's power id have Hulks ... just for a day. So how does it hold up? pretty well to be honest, i mean its just an average movie but it was a DAMN site better than the Ang Lee version and we can all be happy about that ... cant we?

I don't even care marvel, just make it happen ... please ... please :'(

Final thoughts on the actor change from Ed Norton to Mark Ruffalo .... you'll just have to wait till Avengers Assemble

My score for this movie, 7/10 same as iron man some issues need addressing

Gold Titanium Alloy Man

Before we start i do not loathe these titles, i am just addressing issues and things that really should have been changed, with that said ... MARVEL MONTH, What better way to start than with Iron Man

I have decided to run through all of the phase 1 marvel movies, so that is all the movies canon to the MCU but i may touch upon the spider-man movies as they are to me a perpetual goldmine of absolute shit, so obviously you are gonna start at the beginning, before there was even a MCU, Iron man. Now when i saw this movie at the cinema i thought ... damn, they can actually pull off a decent comic book adaptation maybe there is hope for them, round about 2008 this movie came out so i didn't really have the knowledge from comic books as i do now, BUT i was getting there. So whats the story? Tony stark a weapons manufacturer has just created the greatest weapon known the man ... The Jericho Missile, on transit back to ... somewhere, y'know i cant remember he is ambushed by terrorists, the 9 rings to be exact which i have to admit, is a nice lil nod to the Mandarin and his 9 ... alien ..... rings, man that is really dumb, i can see why they were turned into terrorists and not 9 intergalactic pieces of jewlery, its kinda easier to swallow. They send a video to the rest of the world saying that they have the all powerful tony stark and they force him to recreate the Jericho missile. Naturally he refuses and he is threatened into doing it. But before all of that, another scientist guy ... whose name eludes me, helps him stop the shards of metal racing towards his heart. Well i guess he already did that with the battery hardwired into his chest ... but it doesn't look as cool as the Mini arc reactor. Why did the terrorists let him do that though? all they seem to be interested in is that damn Jericho missile.

Pretty bad-ass scene, where he just blows up a tank and walks away, after all 'Cool guys don't look at explosions'

So Tony and Farnsworth, create a pretty bad-ass way to escape the clutches of the terrorist threat by creating a suit of Armour and ... somehow connect it to Tony's arc reactor letting him control it? This is pre Jarvis so anything could f****** happen at this point, he manages to escape but sadly, Farnsworth dies, its a sad ... Screw it, lets set alight to some terrorist scum, tony blows up ... pretty much everything as it happens and flies off, crash landing in the scorching desert, he is then located by his friend, James 'Rhodey' Rhodes .... now before we start anything, when they changed Terrance Howard for Don Cheadle it pissed me off so much. WHY? Because they look nothing alike, the only trait they have is they are both black. Now don't get me wrong if there's a dispute with the contract then there is a dispute and you cant really just kill off the character?(Save that shit for civil war ... i really don't think War Machine will die, you can say 'look he dies' in the trailer all you want i still wont believe it,  its Cap or nothing)  Don Cheadle not a bad choice by any means, just seemed a bit abrupt is all. So Tony makes it back to the 1st world, orders a good ol american cheese burger (Insert burger king joke here) and proceeds to announce to the world that he is no longer making weapons, Obadiah Stane, our obvious villain for this little romp is not pleased. Tony tells Stane that he is working on something big and invites him to talk about it around the big Arc reactor that is powering his factory, Stane thinks he has gone bat shit insane and requests he takes a leave of absence.

Did i mention Stane was ... JEFF BRIDGES

Tony, now working on his first ... second Iron Man Suit, which he then takes for a fly around Miami and Stane being the unholy dick cheese that he is, meets up with the terrorists which we find out they had been working together all this time, a big corporate executive working with terrorists? only in fiction, only in fiction. He kills them and steals the plans for the Death star ... oh 'cough', the schematics for the Iron Man suit, sorry still getting over the Star Wars reviews from last month, he then hastily assembles his own team to create a suit of his own the 'Iron Monger' now before i continue, this suit ... is frigging awesome, its like an early mock-up of the hulk buster, But when you think about it, Stane is just another dick in a suit wanting some civilian hardware and doing anything it takes to get it. Tony stops some terrorists because they stole his weapons or something, i think Stane sold it to them, that's how tony found out, he sent pepper in ... oh Christ i forgot about pepper, i actually loathe this character, to me she brings F*** all to the story. There's nothing wrong with Gweneth Paltrow i just think she was a bland character. UNLESS they give her the 'Rescue' armor then i'd be happy, guess we got that in Iron Man 3 ... but the less i talk about that crap the better, ANYWAY. In order for Stane to operate his Mega Mech he needs an arc reactor that's smaller than the one at Stark Industries ... unless he has a crap ton of extension cables. He meets up with Tony and literally steals his heart. Cold blooded ... or hard wired.

Ok, she may look a little sexier but ... she is still bland AND She needs her 'Rescue' suit for Iron Man 4 ... if they are still making it

Tony having removed his original arc heart and replacing with a new one, begrudgingly puts the old one back in so he can LIVE, its pretty much the same as apple giving you a update then revoking that update because you'd have a virus, tedious but you really don't care, They have a pretty good brawl in the city and the sky, Stane shows off that sweet suit of his, they reach the 'Limit' where stuff starts to freeze over, tony mugs for the camera and they fall back down to earth. They land on top of stark industries where the fight continues until pepper ... the useless character who still has no use but they give her something useful to do anyway, does something useful and blows up the reactor making it overload and kill Obadiah Stane ... does that make Tony a murderer, i mean granted Stane was a dick and he did try and have Tony killed but not flat out murdered, how would that be settled in the courts? F*** It, he gets cleaned up and announces to the world that he is ... 'Iron Man' which is probably the dumbest thing any super hero could do, Though to be honest, he isnt really a super hero. Like Batman i feel he is more of a vigilante, you need to have super powers in order to be a super hero people. SO did i like the movie? yes ofcourse its IRN MERN what isnt to like, does it have flaws? yeah ofcourse but so does pretty much every other movie out there, there is no perfect movie except back to the future ... that is awesome, Just wait till Iron man 2, thats when ill get really F****** Annoyed, Stay tuned 'The Incredible Hulk' is next

i still laugh at this ...

My score for this movie, 7/10 its a good movie, Just parts of it didn't make sense

Star-Wars Prequelitis

I'm just going to start by saying , NO ONE likes the star wars prequels, so much so that my local branch of Tesco have sold out of the sequel movies and still have countless copies of the prequels ...

I also realise that i have done one other review that isn't star wars but i feel i must get this out of my system. SO, why do they suck? Having just recently re-watched them all (Thank you force awakens) I can totally justify why i was scared of episode 7 sucking a big one. I'm not going to address every issue with the prequels because there are too many and people already know them but i will say this, If Jar Jar binks wasn't saved then there wouldn't be a galactic empire but then we wouldn't have witnessed the sequels which again, they aren't perfect but they are certainly a f*** ton better than the prequels. Looking back on them i really do feel its just the story and the general feel of it all you have to remember it had been a while since the supposed last star-wars was made. As a kid it confused me to no end, why make episodes 4,5,6 and not 1,2,3 ... i mean we see why now but hey. I still remember when 'The Phantom Menace' was released. i also had a favourite character ... needless to say i have revoked his favourite status and replaced him with a Droid, i am still ashamed and i cant actually bring myself to utter his name, i was young and reckless, maybe it was the wooden acting funnily enough though not from the British actors they seem to do the job right (Apart from nick fury as a Jedi ... come on it makes sense, he survives the fall looses his good eye and moves to earth, ITS PERFECT) you know the ones i mean, Ewan Mcgregor, Christopher Lee and Palpatine (Dont know his earthican name) they all did amazing its just the american actors ... though i will never deny Natalie Portmans hotnicity :3

Easily the best part of this movie and even that sucks, its good for about 2 minutes ...

What else sucks? well as previously mentioned id say the over use of CGI, this is a 1999 film after all, CGI was in every film you could imagine to which it got to a point where directors thought 'f*** the story the CGI will lure the punters in' that's why we got such masterpieces as Godzilla, Independence Day and Lost in space. Heinous movies with even worse CGI. Maybe it was a industry standard of the time or maybe it was just lazy writing either way it sucked and therefore the movies to follow would suck. SO phantom menace is it as terrible as people really say it is, is it a god damn abomination and should be destroyed with fire? my opinion ... no, that goes to attack of the clones, whether it is nostalgia or just my juvenile brain fueling this but i'm going to say no, its terrible and downright boring/confusing at times but nothing compared to attack of the clones, there's just .... nothing to it i mean at least something happened in phantom menace granted it wasn't great but it was better than this snore-fest delivered to us on a CGI platter. The one saving grace of attack of the clones i feel is of-course the wonderful Christopher lee as 'Count Dooku' (wait is his Sith name Darth Dooku? ... that's hilarious) he seems to be the only actually giving a crap about the film, at least we traded Jake Lloyd for Hayden Christensen .... granted its not much of an upgrade but anything is better than Lloyd.

Look at his smile, how could you say no to him, hes a Vampire, Wizard, Sith ... what a fantastic actor

So phantom menace and attack of the clones really sucked but surprisingly i actually really liked revenge of the sith, again its not a masterpeice (come to think of it none of them really are) but at least it was better than the other two. Darth dooku unfortunatley dies... rather abruptly i might add, Anakin begins to turn more emo in this, trying to save padme's life. Which lets face it we arent at all arsed what happens between these two characters their romance is as wooden as a unvarnished table. We are all just lying in wait for the 'New Hope' more hammy acting and really really horribly bad dialogue from main characters BUT if i had to choose between the 3 this one would win, to me it feels more like an actual starwars movie not some hard to understand politcal drama in space, revenge of the sith did something we had all been waiting for, actual f****** star wars, finally space battles, lightsabres, thats not to say that the others lacked light sabre battles, we had Qui-gon jin and Obi wan square off against Darth Maul (Which made me think, if Darth means 'In' as in Darth Vader/ Invader and Darth Sidious/ Insidious then that does that make Darth Maul? Inmaul?) Darth Dooku vs Yoda. But revenge of the sith there were so many Sabre battles my inner child cant get enough, Anakin vs Darth Dooku, Obi Wan vs General Grevious and of-course the cream of the crop, Yoda vs Palpatine, ugh its beautiful its like the Sistine chapel for geeks. It by no means saves the movie but it makes it stand out a bit more than the others. I could honestly just go on and on about the prequels, its weird growing up with the shitty movies and discovering that there better movies out there. With star wars though its the expanded universe i love the most, the video games, the comics, the novels ... which arent canon now ... thanks George, least that means the star wars holiday special isn't canon now ... like it ever was anyway

He still looks stupid, whats with the eyes? i know hes a Sith but hes still human ... or Tatooinian

OH MAN i almost forgot the shittiest bit of acting from one of the child actors in Revenge of the Sith, granted they are children but MAN was that line delivered poorly, I'm not going to say which one because lets face it, you probably already know ...

No more star wars now ... i promise, UNLESS all the planets align and for some odd reason i decide to do the sequels ...

Episode 2 is hilarious, you could probably get everything you needed from the poster and not bother with the movie.

Over-all score, 6/10 ... Im being generous here guys, if it wasn't for ep3 then all hope is lost ;)